Thursday, October 23, 2003

But it�s the horse-bonding that really may change Rush�s life.

"Equine-Assisted Therapy is an interactive therapy modality in which participants work one-on-one with horses in a metaphoric experience." Sounds kinky, but apparently there is an adult present. "This program utilizes a trained equine therapist to help interpret behaviors, ask questions, and facilitate the experience."

Phew. So, how does this therapy work?

"The process of working with the horse helps patients access their wounds, identify dysfunctional behaviors in relationships, recognize their effectiveness or ineffectiveness in setting appropriate boundaries, and identify deep-seated issues that may not have been brought to the surface with other therapeutic interventions. For example, horses have an uncanny ability to sense deep human emotions and can mirror a participant�s mood or behavior."

Can you imagine the horse that mirrors Limbaugh�s mood or behavior? Get the hell out of the way!

1:23 PM |

Let me begin by explaining some very important details, this way I do not get 100's of silly emails asking me to photograph the hind end of some stuffed animals. I DO NOT KNOW crap about these things. This belonged to my ex-wife who had about a 1000 of these Beanie Babies and when she moved, this one box of these got left behind, and now I am selling the goofy little things. Whatever money I make from them will be spent at the local Home Depot on tools and other cool stuff.

11:00 AM |

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

The Securities and Exchange Commission has subpoenaed Stephen M. Case, the former chairman of AOL Time Warner; Richard D. Parsons, the chairman and chief executive; and several other top executives for questioning as part of its investigation into the company's accounting for an advertising deal with Bertelsmann, two people involved in the investigation said yesterday.

11:16 AM |