Alternate Entries
journal contact

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

I believe I've mentioned before how much I love
The Onion:
BOSTON--Justices of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled 5-2 Monday in favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay marriages for all citizens. The order nullifies all pre-existing heterosexual marriages and lays the groundwork for the 2.4 million compulsory same-sex marriages that will take place in the state by May 15.

"As we are all aware, it's simply not possible for gay marriage and heterosexual marriage to co-exist," Massachusetts Chief Justice Margaret H. Marshall said. "Our ruling in November was just the first step toward creating an all-gay Massachusetts.

Marshall added: "Since the allowance of gay marriage undermines heterosexual unions, we decided to work a few steps ahead and strike down opposite-sex unions altogether."

posted by jeev | 6:46 PM |
Click for Oakland, California Forecast
Tasty
gorick
arts and letters daily
dogs and more
I prefer not to
Here, Now
Right here, Right now
The Blank Page
DiRT, ian's doc reviewing tool

Del.icio.us
Miss something?
Where all this comes from

xml(Atom feed for the blog, which is not the Del.icio.us feed)
It's always Friday here
www.flickr.com
Archive
site tools
blogger.com
Hosted by Laughing Squid
haloscan.com
Subscribe with Bloglines
Get Firefox!
Google

Web jeev.org

The Darfur Wall Project